BREAKING NEWS - THIS JUST IN (thanks to Gawker and Sara)

'Stroke' Julian Casablancas Back To Banging Groupies?

We shed a few tears when we heard New York's pride and joy, The Strokes' Julian Casablancas, drunkenly announced his engagement to the band's assistant manager, Juliet Joslin. How could he leave us like that? It totally hurt us, like, bad. We even took down the JC poster hanging over the bed and burned all of our Strokes t-shirts! A music spy informs us, however, that perhaps our great unwashed proto-hipster is back on the market:

Julian Casablancas may be single again. The word is that he and Juliet Joslin have called off the engagement but remain friends.

Yeah, we didn't see that coming.

This gives me reason to get really fucked up on this gorgeous August day, just like Julian would. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!