I have some things to say:

1. I take back what I said yesterday about Craig Kilborn. The man, although a pompous dick, is hilarious. Besides Ambulance LTD, the highlight of the show was the interview with Ling Bai, starring in the new Spike Lee Joint She Hate Me. She did not speak English very well, but described how when she met Spike she offered her ideas for a sex scene which involved her making out with chicken feet. Spike liked her ideas and she was hired. Craig asked her how she came up with that idea, was it from her culture or from her brain. Then she described how a litle spirit in a mini skirt talks to her and told her about it. This mini-skirt spirit also tells her what to wear. In fact, the spirit was sitting on Craig's shoulder, which prompted him to ask if she was naked. Totally bizarre and totally hilarious.

2. I was in Florida this past weekend and I would like to share a little story about a bird with you. There are tons of wild birds roaming/flying around in Florida. While I was there I saw pelicans and cranes and weird ducks. BUT, I also saw a peacock. This bird is amazing. I have never seen one out and about. I was in the car with my parents when I spotted it. My dad was just about to make a left turn onto the main road from a parking lot. I told him to wait a minute so we could watch the bird. So we watched as it looked both ways and crossed the road. Then it started coming closer to our car. Actually, it came right up to our car window. That's when my mom and I started freaking out and yelled at my dad to close the windows. We were thisclose to being pecked by this crazy bird. (Once I had a dream that I was being pecked by a duck.)

3. I might have posted about this before, but what could be better than a film written by Richard Kelly (Donnie Darko) and directed by Eli Roth (Cabin Fever)? The film is called The Box. It revolves around an unhappy married couple who receive a small wooden box on their doorstep. At the push of a button, the box brings its bearer instant wealth but also instantly kills someone the bearer doesn't know.