I am in the process of developing a new theory on the strange behaviors of the boys that we know (and basically all men in general.) These behaviors surfaced at the start of 2004. Since I have yet to begin the research on this project, I will only be able to tell you that it involves the Mission to Mars, the possibility of misaligned planets, possible alien abductions and the fact that Prez. Bush plans to colonize the moon in the next two decades.

I wish that I could blame these weird behaviors on the Santa Ana winds, but hopefully we will know the real cause soon.

Stay tuned for frequent updates . . .

In the meantime, Liz, Sarah - please keep your heads up and your eyes dry. Help is on its way. Soon we will be on Oprah.